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<title>Woohoo!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>I'm off to Poland this summer- anybody been? Any ideas? Will be near Warsaw... must confess I know very little of Poland!</description>
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<title>Iain Lee</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>Iain Lee is as funny whilst sober as tiddly! He's hilarious- although I'd never want to offend him and be branded an imbecile on live radio- bless!</description>
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<title>Virgin Radio on FACEBOOK</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>All I can say is, it&amp;#39;s about time! Yippee!</description>
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<title>Winter Madness</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>Is there anybody in this country who doesn&amp;#39;t have that horrid cold doing the rounds? Good grief, my head is sooooooo sore and I feel awful... For all those sufferers out there, downing their Lemsip or Beechams All In One and drudging through work-&amp;nbsp; best wishes for the day. I start my 11 hours shift soon, so I&amp;#39;ll be taking enough Beechams supplies too!</description>
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<title>OH GOD! PLZ England WIN!</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:11:16 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>I have been watching the England Rugby team in agony over the last few weeks and it has been PAINFUL! If they don&amp;#39;t actually&amp;nbsp;beat RSA this Saturday&amp;nbsp;after beating my aussie boys the other week, and after all that effort, I will track them down personally and God help them! I will show NO mercy! GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!</description>
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<title>Some Aussie culture for yous!</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:04:05 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkLwFfAwbts&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkLwFfAwbts&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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<title>Duracell Ads</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:05:54 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>THEY SUCK VIRGIN! Get &amp;#39;em orff!</description>
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<title>NHS Condom Ads</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:56:04 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>Has anybody been watching these? Are these not the best ads you have ever seen? Looks like the NHS payed a DECENT company to run the ad campaign! 10 outta 10! I LURVE the pull me ads the best!</description>
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<title>I FAILED! Stupid DSA! Stupid nasty, intimidating test man!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 19:42:09 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>I failed my practical driving test this afternoon. Now, due to the horrible incompetent system that England seems to THRIVE on, I now have to wait an additional EIGHT weeks before I can resit my test. FURTHERMORE, they tell you that you may call them to squeeze yourself in if there is a cancellation, and you call and press ALL the options buttons and when you FINALLY reach the correct section, there is no queue... they tell you they can&amp;#39;t take your call, please call later, and then HANG up on you! Then you have to call them BACK! BT MUST be in cahoots with the DSA.... who doesn&amp;#39;t have a telephone queue system in place nowadays? Good god DSA, join the 21st Century... PLEASE!!!!!!</description>
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<title>The Desk &amp; Chair Boogie!</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:33:32 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>I am boggie-ing in my chair- yes it should be impossible, but the music is sooooooooooo dance-able tonight! My head is bobbing and the hips are wiggling! I forgot how much I like PRINCE! Does anyone remember 1999?</description>
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<title>Nigh Night Y'all...</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 00:56:37 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Haves a goodin... chao for now! Kisses &amp;amp; Besos xoxoxoxoxo&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Glastonbury Muddy Dreams</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 00:36:27 +0100</pubDate>
<dc:creator>LaHuevona</dc:creator>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Wow! caught the Killers gig on BBC last night... impossible, but now I love them even more! And Iggy Pop- my GOD! Most people can only HOPE to look any where NEAR good at his age!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Nothing amazing...</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:41:42 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>just a little post to let everybody know that if you want a tipple, Exmoor Stag is the ticket... I have only had 2 1/2 pints, and I am feeling amorous and frisky whiskey! Good ol&amp;#39; ale at 5.2%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
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<title>Aussie Joke</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2007 19:42:56 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Steve falls off and is killed instantly. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, &amp;quot;Someone should go and tell his wife.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kevin says, &amp;quot;OK, I&amp;#39;m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I&amp;#39;ll do it.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bruce says, &amp;quot;Where did you get that, Kev?&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Steve&amp;#39;s wife gave it to me,&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bruce replies. &amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Well not exactly,&amp;quot; Kevin said. &amp;quot;When she answered the door, I said to her, &amp;#39;You must be Steve&amp;#39;s widow&amp;#39;. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;She said, &amp;#39;No, I&amp;#39;m not a widow.&amp;#39; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And I said, &amp;#39;I&amp;#39;ll bet you a case of Fosters you are&amp;#39;.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Mexican Dreaming</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 00:56:07 +0100</pubDate>
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