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Janet__didds_ — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:47:05 +0000

Hello !!!!!

Just popped on to say Hi to you all

I have tried to get round to most people

but my internet connection keeps crashing

so i am sorry if i didnt get to you all

I am great, and its the busy run upto Xmas for me

so i dont even get on the internet much now

So Take Care

See You All Again Soon

Love Ya All Loads

xxx

Joke

Janet__didds_ — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:22:07 +0100

Two honeymooning ducks in a hotel..

As they are about to make love, the drake says.

"we dont have any condoms, I'll call room services", so he calls and asks for condoms.

The receptionist says "ok sir, would you like me to put them on your bill?"

"No you daft cunt", he says "I'll fucking suffocate

xxx

Happy Hump Day

Janet__didds_ — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:07:46 +0100

Good Morning my Friends

New & Old

Hope you all have a wonderful

Hump Day

If it sunny where you are

ENJOY

cause we never know how long it will last

See Ya Soon xxxx

Tell You A Story .........

Janet__didds_ — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:34:11 +0100

This is a story about 4 people, named Everycunt, Someothercunt, Anycunt and Nocunt.

One day, there was a job need doing, and Someothercunt was asked to do it, Everycunt was sure Someothercunt would do it, but Nocunt did it.

Everycunt got angry because it was Someothercunt's job. Nocunt didnt realise that Anycunt could have done it.

It ended up with Everycunt blaming Someothercunt and Nocunt doing what Anycunt could!!

Remind you of work ?? ....

Happy Monday

Janet__didds_ — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:06:45 +0100

Good Morning VIP's

Hope you all have a wonderful

Monday !!!

LOL --- who's got the Monday Morning Blues ??

I haven't, I feel on top of the World

Have a great day

xxxx

Sunday Morning Blues .......

Janet__didds_ — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:08:38 +0100

Good Morning VIP's

Hope you are well

and you all having a wonderful weekend...

Weather yesterday was ok.. didnt rain again

till the afternoon .. so we had a good day

for a change....

Just have to hope for a better one today .

One more day till I can relax again ..

and most of you go back to Work

hehe

Have a great day

xxxx

Just For You All

Janet__didds_ — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 07:37:38 +0100

Just thought I would say

I love you all with this

Enjoy !!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DnTmRKuMqqs

I hope this works, cause i have never tried i t before

OMG OMG OMG

Janet__didds_ — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:30:24 +0100

Has anyone else received the text

from Christian ...

about the new name and web site

ABSOLUTE RADIO

www.absoluteradio.co.uk

Tune in tomorrow he says

xxxx

Joke For Ya

Janet__didds_ — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 19:06:03 +0100

Scouser goes to Amsterdam and meets a hooker! .. He asks How Much? ...

She says €100 a hour..

He asks .."do you do it scouse style?" ...

She says NO! ..

He says i will give you €200...

She says NO ...

He says OK then, €500 to do it scouse style! ..

Being in the business 10 years and been asked to do everything, but never scouse style ..

She agrees...

After being given a good scuttling she says "that was the best sex ever, but whats the scouse style" ....

Can I give you that money next week ?

xxx

Sunday Morning Blues

Janet__didds_ — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:15:24 +0100

Good Morning

VIP's

Hope you are well

and

had a great weekend

Oh Well

back to work tomorrow for some hehehe

and only 3 mores days for me

then i can REST

YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lol

Have a wonderful Sunday

and make the most of it

xxxx

Happy Friday

Janet__didds_ — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:11:58 +0100

Good Morning

Happy Friday to you all

The Weekend is HERE

YIPEEEEEEEEEEE

arent you all the lucky ones

As for me only 4 mores days

and then i can relax

well 5 if you include today, but i aint working

DAY OFF

so have a great day

and see you all soon

xxxxx

Joke

Janet__didds_ — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:50:17 +0100

Man and wife having a stroll in the zoo.

Gorilla starts to get a hard on as he sees he wife

Husband says "lift your skirt and tease him" ... Ape goes mental.

"Get our tits out" he tells her .... Ape goes berserk!

Husband opens the cage and throws his wife in....

"Now tell him you've got a fuckin headache" ....

HAPPY HAPPY THURSDAY TO YOU ALL

Janet__didds_ — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:14:21 +0100

I AM SO SO BUZZING

JUST GOT EMAIL FROM

www.madness.co.uk

SAYING

HACKNEY BUSSES + MADCHESTER SHOW 18th December

MANCHESTER DECEMBER 18th DATE ANNOUNCED
Madness will be playing at the Manchester Central [the venue formerly known as G Mex] on the 18th of December
Tickets go on general sale on Friday 4th July you can pre order below

http://www.seetickets.com/gat/event.asp?n|showname=coming&showname=madness&e|promoter=372&filler1=gigsandtours&filler2=madness

If you experience any problems during your order you can contact the help desk on: 0871 22 00 260 - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

HACKNEY USB BUSSES WAIT FOR 30 YEARS THEN 3 ARRIVE AT ONCE

For those of you who couldn't make it to the Hackney shows you can now buy a wristband usb recording of the whole show

GUESS WHO IS GOING THERE

HEHE

Last One

Janet__didds_ — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:31:34 +0100

Two hill farmers rounding up sheep when an ewe goes wild and runs into a fence and gets her head stuck....

They look at each other and pause ...

Then one says "this is to good an opportunity to pass up" ...

He then unzips his fly and rides the ewe for 10 mins.. When finished he asks his buddy if he fancied some...

His friend says .... "fuckin right I do"...

He frantically pulls down his trousers and sticks his head in the fence !!!

SORRY HEHE XXX

Joke

Janet__didds_ — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:27:14 +0100

A man lying on the beach sunbathing,

wearing nothing but a cap over his privates.

A woman passes and remarks if you were

any sort of a gentleman you would lift

your hat to a lady..

man replied if you werent so f..... ugly

the hat would lift itself !!!

Sorry in that sort of mood today

lmao

xxx