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Great new song .. must be seen !

Ghostrider1 — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:30:24 +0100

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h8b5lLklGtU hope you all like it .. its a cracker !

MILKING IT !

Ghostrider1 — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:52:32 +0100

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...

20 Things You Should Know .... lol.. yer right !

Ghostrider1 — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:02:36 +0100

1. The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed. 2. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. 3. Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions! 4. What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France. 5. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. 6. "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. 7. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child. 8. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off! 9. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. 10. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath 11. There is a city called Rome on every continent. 12. It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland! 13. Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day! 14. Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness. 15. The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London. 16. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. 17. Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe! 18. The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump! 19. One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet! 20. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

Things you might not know !

Ghostrider1 — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:36:05 +0100

Close, but no cigar

Cigars were given as prizes at carnivals. The rest is self explanatory.

Getting off Scott free

A scot is a payment or a charge, also an assessment or tax. To get off "scot free" means you get off without paying anything; no assessment, fine or tax. Check "scot" in any good dictionary.

Money for old rope

This saying originates from the days of public hangings. It was a perquisite of the hangman to keep the rope used to hang his 'customer'. The rope, however, was popular with the macabre crowds, so the hangman used to cut the rope up and sell it.

Shut your face

This harks back to the days of knights in shining armor with face-plates. Shutting your face would effectively limit speech!

Under the weather

"Under the weather" is a nautical term that was originated, I believe, in the British navy. When a sailor was ill, he was kept below decks, and thus, under the weather.

Shake a leg

Led to believe that having women aboard ship, often wives and girlfriends visiting while the ship was in home port, led to this phrase. When the petty officer's came through the compartments rousing the men in the morning, a women could avoid being dumped out of the hammock by "shaking a leg," showing that the occupant was female and not required to turn to for work.

Well done ABSOUTE RADIO

Ghostrider1 — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:43:33 +0100

I just wanted to say thanks for all the great music

its been so nice of the last 2 weeks or so

not to hear songs being played to death

and you dont feel like

hehehe .. but its been nice to hear new and old songs like

rainbow ,pink floyd , etc

ME FOR ONE IS WELL HAPPY ..

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ..

Er .. any chance of some thin lizzy now ..lol.

Makes me sick !

Ghostrider1 — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:45:40 +0100

well as you all might know that england

are playing footy

WHY do i have to pay to see my counrty play on tv ?

i know its good for the prem and i know that ..

but when it comes to our on counrty playing

we sshould NOT have to pay to see it ..

the boxing is going that way to

Has the world gone money mad !

or is it just me ..lol..

dam setanta spoil sports

Good Morning Every body

Ghostrider1 — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:45:57 +0100

Thank you evrey one for my

VIP OF THE DAY

Come here ! ..lol..

I hope every one is having a great day to day !

Stevie boy !

and one for the girls to ..Hufff

yea right ..lmao

FOR SALE !

Ghostrider1 — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:11:38 +0100

If you are interested !

I have a a 42 inch Plasma tv for £50.

The volume is stuck on HIGH !

But at that price you cant turn it down

have a cracking weekend every one ..

stevie boy !

Good after noon all.. some crazy thoughts !

Ghostrider1 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:34:40 +0100

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59 at birth but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?

Good morning to you all ....

Ghostrider1 — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:29:08 +0100

Ten way to bug people

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

VIP OF THE MONTH

Ghostrider1 — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 09:25:43 +0100

i would just like to thank every one that voted for me

First i would just like to say

Thank you mum for making me what i am lol.

* Thanks you lewis for putting smiles on peoples faces and well be missed by all *

*Thank you dad (shadow) you showed me well *

and one for all the ladys to ..

it kills me to do pictures of men ..lol. but dont wonna get told of lol.

Hope you all have a cracking weekend ..

Stevie boy !

Good Morning And Happy Thursday

Ghostrider1 — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:34:43 +0100

Hope every one is happy

and having a great start to the day !

trying to get your day of to a good start

************************************

Just have a good day ..lol

Stevie boy !

for vikki lol

Thanks for all your shouts

Ghostrider1 — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:40:09 +0100

im now going to try and be back to normal ..lol.

This is my new bike ..

Any way..... hope you are all doing well.. have a great humpday

back to normal ..lol

and one for the girls lol.

i didnt wonna do it .. but its all fair in love and war ..