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<title>My visit to Milan</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:46:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: justify&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Last weekend I was in one of the most beautiful Italian cities, Milan (Milano).I actually went there for the Formula 1 Grand Prix in Monza. It took place in the Autodromo Nazionale di Monza, a huge park. I had the best time in my life, not only because my fave driver won for the first time in his career in that circuit or cause I was at the city which is the &quot;mother&quot; of fashion but because I had the chance to meet few great people.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: justify&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;The race was AMAZING and unique. Fernando Alonso won! The whole atmosphere was so new to me. I loved every single moment of it. The thing that I wont forget is the first time that I heard the F1's car sound. I was around 3meters from the circuit on my way to my seat and I heard the strongest and loudest sound of my life. Only then I realized where I was. I was in Italy, Monza inside the Autodromo Nazionale di Monza and I was about to watch live my first F1 gp at my fave circuit. Just unforgettable! Sometimes when I close my eyes I can hear that sound, the sound of a V8 engine. The other thing that I wont erase from my memory is the smell, the smell of the tyres on the hot track. After the end of the race I walked on the circuit, the same hot circuit that few minutes ago the 22 drivers were racing on. I saw the winners' podium and the place where the cars started racing. I still cant believe that I was there. This was one of my dreams which actually came true.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: justify&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;The city of Milan is really beautiful. I wish I had more time to explore it cause almost all my day I was spending it in the circuit.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: justify&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Except all this memories I earned smth more ,smth even better from my visit to Milan I earned 2 friends.Although they leave in another city I don't mind cause we had great time together and we will be in touch.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: justify&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;This was my trip to Milano. It couldn't get better.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: justify&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Here are some of my photos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: justify&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/7911830@N04/&quot;&gt;http://www.flickr.com/photos/7911830@N04/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: justify&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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<title>How Zizou sais HI!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:41:09 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;m sure that all of you who like foodball remeber what happened last summer in Germany at the final of the world football cup. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/10/zidane4_wideweb__470x340,0.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;346&quot; height=&quot;297&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After a year research I finally found the truth! Our fave footballer DID NOT hit Materazzi cause he didn&amp;rsquo;t like him or smth like this. No, he was just trying to be polite so he said Hi with his unique way&amp;hellip;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://bigpicture.typepad.com/comments/images/zidane_2.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;311&quot; height=&quot;274&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;See? He is doing it all the time! So if you ever meet him don&amp;rsquo;t show a red card when he&amp;rsquo;ll give you his greetings . LOL &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Harry Potter's new story!!!!</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 21:26:18 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; color: black; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;I&amp;rsquo;m sure that all of you are very curious to know what is going to happen at new Harry Potter&amp;rsquo;s book! Here is the true new story&amp;hellip;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; color: black; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; color: black; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;The story starts with an awful broomstick crash at which Hermione dies &lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;and she leaves her last breath in the sky...A new student comes to Hogwarts called Jack Sparrow and join slitherin, then at a tea party he meets Spiderman ,Batman and Superman and they decide to kill harry Potter cause his movies taking their money...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; color: black; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;So harry has to fight with the Heros&amp;amp;Pirates party !But luckily Fantastic 4 will be there for him! So after a long fight he wins, takes over the world and kills the Fantastic after an argument about the leader with &amp;quot;avanda catavra&amp;quot;...But the Jedis arrive to save the world from this cruel &amp;quot;king&amp;quot;. So Harry invites Darth Vader to help him...After a long fight no one wins so we will have another one book!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; color: black; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Do you want me to tell you what happens next?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; color: black; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Good! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; color: black; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;The jedis call Bond,Holms,CIA,FBI and Interpol to spy their enemies. But harry makes copies of himself and after few months he successes to kill all the spies except Bond cause he is a great fan of him so he let him leave ,but poor James has to help him...!So James is the new Vader&amp;amp;Potter student...He learns the magic and the Dark side&amp;#39;s secter s, but deep inside he is still good! Harry falls in love with Pamela Anderson ,they are getting married and they have 2 children Asterix and Obelix .Harry wanted them to grow up fast to help him. So by using Dark magic he made them 20 years old in 5 months. James had already finished with the learning so he plans his &amp;quot;Prison Break&amp;quot;... James kills the Evil Pamela and leaves with Obelix.As soon as they arrive to the jedis top secert base Obi-Wan and Yoda turn Obelix to the light side! The base is at Middle earth...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; color: black; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Jedis,james,obelix,obi and yoda are preparing an elfs&amp;#39; army to destroy Harry and asterix!They also making some nuclear booms just in case with the help of Gandalf and Gimbli. But Harry is ready for this attack so he makes nuclear booms too(those are made in China not sure who did them)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; color: black; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;The time has come and the greatest fight of all begins...Both sides uses their nuclear booms...as a result they all die and the earth brakes into little pieces...But we have just one survival...guess who...James Bond! The last minute he is forced to leave earth cause his mom has health problems and he had to visit her at Narnia&amp;hellip;There for his efford to save earth he becomes the king of Narnia&amp;hellip;From now on we have an other book called &amp;ldquo;The great King of Narnia Bond the 1st&amp;rdquo; which is smth that I&amp;rsquo;m gonna write about later&amp;hellip;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; color: black; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Hope to liked my version ...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; color: black; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Oh i&amp;#39;m sure you did cause it was great !LOL!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Addict...</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 20:06:56 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;the car-addict&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jkn0291l.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;car cartoons, car cartoon, car picture, car pictures, car image, car images, car illustration, car illustrations&quot; width=&quot;333&quot; height=&quot;400&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;and the F1-addict&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;reflect&quot; src=&quot;http://farm1.static.flickr.com/212/478678142_b65e5a3bd4.jpg?v=0&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;356&quot; height=&quot;257&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Think before you talk....</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 19:00:48 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Do you think that whatever you say stays to our world?Big mistake...you carry it with you....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/rmc0059l.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;devil cartoons, devil cartoon, devil picture, devil pictures, devil image, devil images, devil illustration, devil illustrations&quot; width=&quot;340&quot; height=&quot;400&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Save the planet...</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 18:26:31 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;When they said that the new cars shoud be more friendlily to the environment,i&amp;#39;m sure that they had something like that in their minds...lol!&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.linkstink.com/images/RocketPoweredOutHouseandFunnyCatVideos_15077/golf5.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;356&quot; height=&quot;239&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Mothers' day!!!</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 17:55:25 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Today,23 of May, is the mothers&amp;rsquo; day!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Here is what would have said some famous mothers:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Einstein&amp;rsquo;s mother:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;-Albert, do you call that graduation photo ? You could have done something with your hair ,there are so many hair gels out there&amp;hellip;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Edison&amp;rsquo;s mother:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;-Of course I&amp;rsquo;m proud of you about your lamp invention , hun! Now turn off the lights and go to sleep &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Mona Lisa&amp;rsquo;s mother:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;-Do you call that smile, Mona! We spend a fortune to the dentist !!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Batman&amp;rsquo;s mother:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;-Nice car Bruce. Who knows how much the insurance costs&amp;hellip; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Superman&amp;rsquo;s mother:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Clark me and your father decided to buy you your own mobile phone. So you won&amp;rsquo;t have to get into all those phone boxes all the time&amp;hellip;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Bad wolf&amp;rsquo;s mother:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;-How many times I have to tell you that you should treat polite to the ladies and not to eat them! Now go to say that you are sorry to that poor girl!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Hope you liked them!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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<title>Joke time!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 17:46:37 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;A wife asked her husband: &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?&amp;rdquo; &lt;br /&gt;He looked at her from head to toe and replied:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;ldquo;your sense of humor&amp;rdquo;. &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Soccer Leg Break</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 20:37:59 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WARNING:&lt;/strong&gt; Extreme - Watch as a soccer player misses the ball and kicks another player breaking his leg in two! You know that had to hurt! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.funpike.com/view/Video-Clips/Sports/Soccer-Leg-Break/&quot;&gt;http://www.funpike.com/view/Video-Clips/Sports/Soccer-Leg-Break/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Tree Saves A Mans Life!!!</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 19:04:40 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;summary&quot;&gt;Amazing video of a tree saving a man&amp;#39;s life! A race car crashes and is heading straight for a man but luckily there is a tree in the way that stops the car before it can take the man out.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.funpike.com/view/Video-Clips/Amazing-Movies/Tree-Saves-A-Mans-Life/&quot;&gt;http://www.funpike.com/view/Video-Clips/Amazing-Movies/Tree-Saves-A-Mans-Life/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Chinese lesson 02!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:44:10 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;You are not very bright - Yu So Dum&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;I got this for free - Ai No Pei&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Stay out of sight - Lei Lo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;He&amp;#39;s cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Does this bathroom stink! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Hu Flung Dung?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Chinese lesson 01</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:40:50 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;t&amp;#39;s very dark in here - Wai So Dim?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Snakes' convesation...</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:28:16 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;I hope I&amp;#39;m not poisonous,&amp;quot; said the first snake. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; line-height: normal&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; asked the second. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;Because I just bit my lip.&amp;quot; &lt;/span&gt;</description>
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<title>A joke from hell...</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 18:57:10 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Engineering In Hell&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, &amp;quot;Ah, you&amp;#39;re an engineer -- you&amp;#39;re in the wrong place.&amp;quot; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they&amp;#39;ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, &amp;quot;So, how&amp;#39;s it going down there in hell?&amp;quot; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Satan replies, &amp;quot;Hey, things are going great. &amp;nbsp; We&amp;#39;ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there&amp;#39;s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.&amp;quot; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;God replies, &amp;quot;What??? You&amp;#39;ve got an engineer? That&amp;#39;s a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.&amp;quot; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Satan says, &amp;quot;No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I&amp;#39;m keeping him.&amp;quot; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;God says, &amp;quot;Send him back up here or I&amp;#39;ll sue.&amp;quot; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Satan laughs uproariously and answers, &amp;quot;Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?&amp;quot; &lt;/span&gt;</description>
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<title>Job appliction!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:50:59 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Job Application&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;one more joke with love to all of you!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Upon completion of the test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, &amp;#39;&amp;#39;Thank you for your interest, but we&amp;#39;ve decided to give the job to the other applicant.&amp;#39;&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct,&amp;quot; asked the rejected applicant. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;quot;We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed said the department manager. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;quot;And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?&amp;quot; the rejected applicant inquired. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#39;&amp;#39;Simple,&amp;#39;&amp;#39; said the department manager, &amp;#39;&amp;#39;Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, &amp;#39;I don&amp;#39;t know.&amp;#39; You&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;put&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; down&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span&gt;&amp;#39;Neither do&lt;/span&gt; I.&amp;#39;&amp;#39;&amp;#39;</description>
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