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Married Bar Talk

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and saya, " you know, i don't know what else to do whenever i go home after we've been out drinking, i turn the headlights off before i get into the driveway. i shut off the engine and coast into the garage. i take my shoes off before i go into the house, i sneak up the stairs, i get undressed in the bathroom. iease into the bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at my for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, " well you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the drivway, slam the door, storm up the stairs, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the bum and say, ' you as horny as iam?'... and she always acts like she's sound sleep.