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Fairy Tale

Once upon a time

in a land far away,

a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess

happened upon a frog as she sat

comtemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap

and said: " Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

until an evial witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you however,

and i will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that i am

and then, my sweet, we can marry

and set up housekepping in your castle

with my mother,

where you can prepare my meals,

clean my clothes, bear my children,

and forever feel greatful and happy doing so"

That night,

as the princess dined sumptuously

on lightly sausted frog legs

seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,

she chuckled and thought to herself:

i don't fuckin' think so.