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TO ALL MY VR FRIENDS...I AM BACK

Bedwyr1 — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 22:28:00 +0000

Hi All... Hi my friends. Sorry that I have been gone for awhile. I have been down with pneumonia. It puts a damper on Christmas, LOL. I have been told that I have to take it easy on the New Years party this year. OK it looks like it will be a quite celebration this New Years for me. I hope you are all doing well. I will try to catch up with you all. Hope you had a great Christmas and have a Happy New year. D.

IT IS TIME FOR A HOLIDAY PARTY

Bedwyr1 — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:35:00 +0000

It is good to be back and now it is time to catch up with what has been happening on VR. I have not been able to interact recently, but now I am back and I have a 3 week holiday. Time to relax and enjoy VR.

Let's kick off a party on line so help out here and lets Rock. I am interested in your favorite party songs. Songs that we can dance to and have a good time.

I will start, the rest is up to you. Maybe we can get a play list together for VR.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkPsgNvdAcw

A Storm with a Double Punch

Bedwyr1 — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:05:00 +0000

Wow, here on the Northwest coast of the US we were hit by a storm that KOd much of the power grid, at in my area. Trees & power lines went down, buildings & streets are flooded, it seems like a small apocalypse. Glad to have power back and be able to tune in to VR. It really helps to be able to listen to VR while dealing with the clean up. Hope you all have a great day. The rain and the wind have finally stopped so it is much better here already.

Moose mounts statutory

Bedwyr1 — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:21:00 +0000

Moose are horny. I do not mean their horns.

Follow the link to see what I mean.

Bison beware you are subject to abuse. If you visit Montana or Wyoming be prepared. LOL.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/moosemount.asp

Would you marry a Robot?

Bedwyr1 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:31:00 +0000

This is the question of the day from Gizmodo. The following is the best response to the question.

A good robot girlfriend should:

1.) Have a high definition digital projector hidden somewhere in her body, revealed only upon request

2.) devote at least 40% of its power to keeping the artificial vagina warm and lubricated

3.) Have a selective memory system that allows the user to erase any memories that may come back to haunt him (but an excellent memory for things like "how to please my master most effectively")

4.) be able to cook anything, any way, anywhere.

5.) be loaded with quality speakers and thousands of songs that she can then dance sensually to. (Any time, anywhere.)

6.) have the ability to plug into nearly any electrical device if needed for extra battery power

7.) be able to fold up and fit into very small places, like a briefcase or under my desk.

8.) contain enough pre-programmed "dirty talk" to get things moving without awkwardness on day one

9.) be "open source" in case her personality is not ideal. Idealy she would come with a node-based programming architecture that makes programming easy for almost anybody.

10.) NOT BE MADE BY APPLE. Because, unlike many of Gizmodos readers, I don't want to think of Steve Jobs when I "do the nasty"

UNDER THE TABLE

Bedwyr1 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:22:00 +0000

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

DO THE DISHES

Bedwyr1 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:20:00 +0000

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES"

When is 2nd better then first?

Bedwyr1 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:54:00 +0000

A man went over to his girl's place to get some nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze.

"Silver," she said.

Puzzled he asked, "Why not gold?"

She said, "Because I want you to F***in come second for once!"

Ziggy Marley

Bedwyr1 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:33:00 +0000

There is nothing like following in a fathers footsteps, here is Ziggy a true picture of his father.

Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8oAGvFxevw

WAKE UP OUT THERE

Bedwyr1 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:50:00 +0000

IT APPEARS THAT MANY OF MY FRIENDS HAVE OFFED FOR BED ALREADY. STILL EARLY HERE, LETS HEAR FROM YOU.

VR IS THE BEST SOURCE OF MUSIC ON THE NET.

I am heading out to get some food, BRB.

Enjoy some more Bob Marley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEQXvsQJVnY

REMEMBER BOB MARLEY

Bedwyr1 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:15:00 +0000

There are some artist that are just so original and thought provoking that we need to be reminded of their contributions. Today is about Bob Marley.

This is one of my favorite BM songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnDrbagYm24

Bob Marley Remake of Frampton

Bedwyr1 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:02:00 +0000

Bob Marley can't be wrong when it comes to remaking a song.

The Jama man does a great job with this song.

Give me your opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvtYZCFy7UE

SONGS TO GET SHAGGED BY

Bedwyr1 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:51:00 +0000

Think about the great songs that are out there to get shagged while listening to them.

I offer one that is a shout from the past. It was from 1975-6. It was Baby I Love Your Way by Peter Frampton.

Your challenge is to offer up your suggestions and if possible please attach a vid. Do not disappoint all of us share your song!!!

Good times yeah~ Happy Shagging

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmjFk7i4hyg

IT IS A GREAT DAY TO LISTENING VR

Bedwyr1 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:22:00 +0000

I was feeling a bit nostalgic when I happened across this video of Journey. It made me laugh. It was great to dance to this song. I hope you enjoy it too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqyIpwhXXrk

SEEING DOUBLE JOKE!!!!

Bedwyr1 — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:43:00 +0000

A Drunk man staggers out of the Pub

He stumbles as he tries to walk down the side walk.

Two nuns are walking towards him.

They decide to try and avoid the drunk by going around the man one on each side.

As they approach the drunk, suddenly he stands up straight and stops dead in his tracks with his eyes wide open as if taken by surprise.

They pass by him one on each side without any incident.

After they pass by the man is heard saying:

HOW DID SHE DO THAT!!!