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UNDER THE TABLE

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."
Bedwyr1 - 30 November 2007 5:22pm

Comments

jackofclubs2005 said:
Very good
30 November 2007 5:29pm

shadowmaker said:
lmao !!!
30 November 2007 5:29pm

jo_jo1 said:
lmao! ;~} good one!
30 November 2007 5:29pm

frances1 said:
Excellent! :D xx
30 November 2007 6:43pm

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