Absolute Radio is a funny old place. No, really, it is. Our presenters might have Faces for Radio and may look fit for a freak show, but my word, they sound like radio Gods and that's the beauty of radio.
Our Faces for Radio keep you laughing seven days a week, in all their unwashed, freaky, uncompromising magnificence.
Behind the scenes...
Christian O'Connell steers the weekday breakfast ship with a breakfast show that's packed full of fun alongside the failings of the modern man.
Frank Skinner's here on Saturdays from 8am with a verbal caffeine kick into the weekend. He's got observations from the newspapers as well as weekly tales from his own life.
Geoff Lloyd is on hand to ensure that Hometime makes up for a bad day at work. He's a vegetarian who wonders: 'Have you ever loved kebabs enough to have a doner machine installed in your house'.
And Arsenal legend Ian Wright needs no introduction. He's on hand on every Saturday when the full-time whistle blows with friends, fans and you on the phone in Rock'N'Roll Football.