Pun Street Yellow Pages
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(2572 views)Airplane Valet - Rise & Shine Animal Acting Agency - Paws For Effect
Animal Neutering - Ace Of Speys
Antique Doll Specialist - Dollectibles
Aquatic supplies & fish shop - It's Pondamonium!
Bakers - R Daley Bread
Balloon Shop - Hullaballoon
Barbers Salon - Choppy Toff'sBarbers, for the military - Defence Cuts
Beauty Salon - Facial Attraction
Bed Linen - Holy Sheet
Bed Shop - Beddy Buys
Bike Shop & RepairsMud, Sweat and Gears
Bird Sanctuary - Owlcatraz
Boat Sales - Boatylicious
Burger Van - Only Food & Sauces
Car audio specialists - Car Toonz
Car dealers, specialising in Fords - Harris On Ford
Car Servicing - Carnossieur
Caribbean Restaurant - Jamaican Me Hungry
Carpet Fitters - Himalaya Carpets
Carpet/ Rug Cleaners - Captain RugWashCarpet and flooring retalier - Floors Truly
Casino - Cashino
Cattery - The PawchesterCCTV & Security - BDi CCTV
CD Sleeve manafacturers - A CD Sleeve
Cement mixers - Jim'll Mix ItCheese Shop - FromaginationChildren's Play Centre - Play's Kool
Chinese restaurant - Kung Fusion
Chip Shop - Chipsy kingChristmas tree shop - Pines & Needles
Cleaners - Spruce Springclean
Coat shop, especially Trench coats - Trench ConnectionCoffee shop - Cuppeateano's
Coffee Machine Repairs - Caffeine Fix
Computer Shop - Bytes and PC'sComputer repairs (Apple products) - iPatch
Concrete Drillers - Natural Born Drillers
Corner Shop - Singhsburys
CourierFoxes classier Sprints
Cowboy supplies - Indiana JeansCrazy Golf - Jurassic Par
Crockery design - Craic Pots
Curtain shop - It's Curtains For You
Dealer in antique weaponry, swords, suits of armour etc - Jane Armour Trading
Dentist - Nothing but the Tooth
DIY - Jolly Bodger
Dog Boarding - Mutlins
Dog Groomers - Indiana Bones and the Temple of GroomDog waste collectors - Tour of doodie
Dressmakers - Make It Sew
Drive through Off Licence - Toot'n'Come in
Driving Instructor - 'L' PassoDry Cleaners - Crease Lightning
English Restaurant - Breakfast at Timothy's
Fake snow for the entertainment industry - SnowbusinessEyebrow Salon - Browhaus
Fathers ToddlerGroup - Men Behaving Dadly
Fireworks - Bangers and Flash
Fish pedicure shop - Bon Apperfeet
Florist - Floral & HardyFranking - Franking Sense
Frozen Haulage Specialist - Super Calibre Frigo Logistic Import Export Davis
Fudge Shop - Fudge The Issue
Funerals - Mourning Glory
Furniture - Wood You Like Company
Garden Maintenance - Weed It & Reap
Ghost Bus Tours - Ghost Bus-Tours
Golf shop - Charles De Golf
Grate and fireplace shop - FlamebuoyantGym - Ab-Salute
Hairdressers - Salon Lebon
Hand bags - Handbags at DawnsHen Housing - Fowlty Towers
Horse Sanctuary - Only Foals and Horses
Hot Dog stand - Sgt Pepper's Only Hotdog Stand
Hotel - The Welcome Inn
Ice cream, and fruit store - Dolce & Banana
Ice Delivery Service - Ice To Meet You
Indian restaurant - Argie Bhaji
Ink Filler Supplier - Re-Ink-Our-Nation
International pet transfers - TransfurInvestment Agent - Investor Morse
Jewellers - Indivi-jewel-istic
Joiners Van - Chisel Me Timbers
Kebab van that’s a converted Ambulance - Kebambulance
Knitting accessories - World of Woolcraft
Landscapes - Marquis de Sod
Laundrette - Wish You Wash Here
Letting Agency - Letters of Distinction
Lingerie shop - Fit to Bust
Lock Smith - Sure Lock Homes
Loft Converters - Lofts In Space
Maternity Wear - Womb To Grow
Meals on Wheels - On Trays
Meat delivery - Meat At Your PlaceMechanic - Intensive Car Unit
Mediæval re-enactments - Joust For Fun
Mexcian Food Campervan - Chilli Gone Barmy
Milkshake parlour - Eskimoo
Mini Golf - Liliputt
Mobile Bike fixer - The Spokesman
Mobile car valet - Foamula One
Mobile movie accomodation - Vroom with a view
Movie catering - Cecil B de Meals
Music intrument shop - Beat 'n' Track
Nail Salon - Cute Ickle
Nappy services - Rock a Dry Baby
Native American Gift Shop - Sioux Venirs
Nepalese burgers - YakDonalds
Novelist themed T Shirts - Novel-T
Off License - The Grogfather
Opticians - For Eyes
Owl ringbearers - Flying the Knot
Painter and Decorator - Luther Van Gloss
Pancake restaurant - Wholly Crepe
Pawnbrokers - Cash 22
Pens (stationery) & Kites! - Write Here, Kite Now
Pet Shop - Tyrannosaurus PetsPest Control - Flock Off (specialising in birds)
Pharmacy delivery service - Instant Pharma
Picture Framing - Prints Charming
Pie Shop - Sir-Pies Sir-Pies
Piercings - Holier Than Thou
Pizza restaurant - All Pizzas Great & SmallPlastering firm - Mortar Life
Plumber's Merchants - Napoleon Bolier Parts
Plumbers - Duane Pipe
Portaloo Company - WC Infields
Pub - The Bitter Suite
Quilt makers - Quilty Pleasures
Record Shop - Criminal Records
Removals - He Van, Movers Of the Universe
Roofing Merchant - Slates & Ladders
Sandwich shop - Sarnie SchwarzeneggerScrap Dealers - Rust in Peace
Scottish Ice Cream Van - Phil McCone
Scottish tat shop - Thistle Do Nicely
Second Hand Record Shop - Vinyl Resting Place
Second hand wedding dresses - Brides Dress Revisited
Shoe repair - That's Shoe Business
Shoe Shop - Shoenanigans
Shooting Gallery - Rick O'Shea's Shooting Club
Signmakers - Simple Signman
Skateboard shop - The Boardroom
Ski Equpiment and Lawn Mowers! - Eski-Mowers
Skip Hire - Battleskips
Snake shop - Snakes & Adders
Soup Restaurant - Soup'urbSpeciality Butcher - Halal is it meat you're looking for?
Sports Shop - Merchant of Tennis
Stained Glass windows shop - Kiss My GlassStorage Facility - Fort Box
Strip Bar - Moll Teaser
Surfing and Diving Equipment - Reef Encounter
Sweet Shop - Bon Ape-sweet
Synthetic Grass suppliers - Leave Us A Lawn
Tailor - Touching ClothTanning Shop - U Rang A Tan
Tattoo Parlour - Pimp My Hide
Taxi - Chariots of Hire
Taxidermist - Get Stuffed
Thai Restaurant - Old School ThaiThat Tree fella - Tree surgeon
Theatrical Stage Combat & Fight Choreogrpahy - Rapier Wit
They press your ashes into an LP! - And Vinyly
Tiling Company Bonnie Tilers
Traditional Butcher - Love Meat Tender
Tyre Service - Father Treads
Underfloor heating - Terra Therma
Vegetable box delivery service - Close To The Veg
Vegetarian Restaurant - Veggie Perrin
Video rental - Planet of the Tapes
Village Shop - G. G. Granvilles
Vintage bikes - Old Spokes Home
Vintage Clothes - Change of A Dress
War Memorabilia Store - Norman D Landing
Waste & Ces Pit Cleaning -Suc Ces
Window Cleaners - Mr. Bit
Window FittersPane in the Glass
Wine Merchants - Planet of the Grapes
Winnebago Hire - Vroom with a View
Wood flooring suppliers - Floors For Thought
(267 views)Second hand shop - It Must be Stolen
Second hand store - located on the corner of Charming Alley and Creepy Close - Dead People's Stuff
Air conditioning - Stiff Nipples
Antique Dealers - Your Aunty Used to Have One but She Threw it Away
Bed store - Happy Nightmares
Bike shop & cafe - Look Mum, No hands
Book publisher - Book, Line & Thinker
Cafe and Post Office - Toast Office
Chip Shop - 300 Spartans
Fish shop - www.fish.cod
Fishing Tackle - FISHING MAYHEM!!
Fusion cuisine - Ghandi's Chopsticks
Gay Bar - Does Your Mother Know?
Gym, in a disused church - Give Me strength
Hairdressers - Frankie Says... Hair
Hairdressers - It'll Grow Back
Hairdressers - The Suez Canal
Jewellery -The Devil Wears Charms
Mouthguard supplies - Gobsmacked
Piano Movers - Deathwish Piano Movers
Plus-size clothes shop - Three Times A Lady
Sweet Shop - Sugar Happens
Tattoo removals - On Second Thoughts
Van self-drive hire - Go Truck YourselfWaste Disposal - The Poo Lorry
(327 views)Baby Clothes - www.baby2000Barbers - Shear AgonyBarbers - Destroy
Bike Shop - Bikes-On-WheelsCafe, in Morocco, in Facebook font - FaceCoffeeCard Shop - Ace of Cards
Cat wash/valet - The Washfather
Chinese Restaurant - Swiss Cottage
Chinese Restaurant - The Roman Empire
Chinese Takeaway - Michael's
Dress shop - Hel's KitchenDriving School - Crash Driving School
Hair salon - Atmosp'hair
Hair salon - Stasi Salon
Hair salon - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Scissors
Hairdresser - Scissors in the CityHairdresser - L'ScissorsHippie clothes - GypsiphiliaLandscaping supplies - Soil Yourself
Ladies fashion shop - Fugli
Letting Agency - Katie Homes
Medievil weapons, games and vacuum cleaners - Vacuums & Dragons
Pet Grooming - Wizard Of Paws
Pet store - This is on the corner of Fail Lane and Creepy Close - Bon Appetite
Pound Shop - Crazy Madness
Refridgeration Company - 007 Refridgeration, License to ChillPub - Face Pub (in the Facebook font)
Rice Puddingery! -Rice To Riches
Rice Puddingery! - Pudding On The Rice
Running gear - Sweat Shop
Sandwich Shop - Via Agra
School Uniform Shop - All Things Uniform, Its Wear to Go
Takeaway - AbraPizza
Takeaway - Kebab Fish Knight
Takeaway - Only Fools and Falafal
Tattooist - Inkfectious
Thai Restaurant - Happy Garden Restaurant
Tiles - The Tiling King
Toy Shop - Much Ado About Toys
Travel Agents - Don't Go There
Video Rental - On The Video FrontVietnamese restuarant - Brooklyn Tomato
Fail Lane Monuments
Fail Lane has a statue of David Grainger on it to celebrate his suggestion of a failed pun with the Top Cat Piet Emporium - which he believed to be a bad attempt at a pun on Carpet Emporium but which turned out to be the quite reasonable name, Top Cat Pet Emporium... which sells pets and not carpets.
There is also a bench dedicated to Princessa_Vicki for her proposal of Rhythm & Rice for Pun Street despite thec fact that it doesn't appear to actually be a pun.
The brilliantly named Santiago Durand has a bust, playing snooker, in honour of an attempt to get Absolute Snooker onto fail lane as a roadside recovery firm, when they were actually a snooker table supplier.
(152 views)Cafe - Tina, We Salute You
Football club - FC Atletico Faustino Asprilla
Purse shop - Alf, The Purse King
(255 views)??? - Kiss My Kids
Barbers - Blood And Bandages
Caterers/fast food - Captain Fingers
Child care centre - Pied Piper
Children's clothes - Kids ExchangeChildrens store - Just 'F' Kids
Fishmonger - Meat without FeetHair salon - EroticutsIndian/Sri Lankan takeaway - Watch Me
'Gentleman's Club' - ST1
Lingerie - Secrets From My Sister
Mobile disco - Short Term Discharge
Nursery - Sticky Fingers
Second hand store - located on the corner of Charming Alley and Creepy Close - Dead People's Stuff
(181 views)Barbed wire museum - The Devils Rope Museum
Potato museum - The Kartoffelnmuseum, Munich
The Salt Museum, Northwich
The Turban Museum, Jaipur (238 views)Brown To Earth (Electricians)
(178 views)A bar, in Switzerland - CRAP Bar
Doctors surgery - Kilmeny Surgery
Florists, also in Switzerland - Bloemen Ecke
Hotel - John Thomas Inn
Hungarian Restaurant - Fatal
Wright Hassall - Lawyers
Yoga centre - Kripalu (pron. Cripple-you)
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