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The Sunday Cute, Cuddly and Sleazy Pick of the Day...

*Licks lips*

*Winks suggestively* 

*Pulls out lip gloss from back pocket*

*Glosses lips in raspberry indulgence*

*Sits down* 

*Begins typing*

Good evening! I'm Alexander Jones and welcome to the first ever Sunday Cute, Cuddly and Sleazy Pick of the Day...

What you're witnessing here folks in the ingeniousness of two people.

The brainchild of mine; fuelled by a classic blog.

Yes. If me and Nat were to EVER sit down and write a blog together. I have a feeling that this is what it would turn out. 

So lets start out by talking about MY day!

I got up 09:30. Woke up at 15:00. And stared typing this at 20:00.

Wasn't that quick! 

I blame the man-flu... (Which has got WORSE today).

Now last week I gave you a great videocast from the old Geoff Show and the plan was for me to recreate something for tonight. 

But this week hasn't exactly gone to plan. So you'll have to wait until next week for that. But for now I give you this.

It's an extract from 2006 and I have to admit, for something that was broadcast on the radio, it is quite funny...

Now this weeks dedication comes in the form of two music videos for Mum. And they're not just ANY music videos. I particularly recommend the second one!

1. www.youtube.com

2. www.youtube.com

For those of you who want to sing along. The lyrics are below. Filthy aren't they!

"Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hands, skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault
You were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants

The next day
My alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holdin hands
Its like havin sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity
Cuz I jizz in my pants
Yes I jizz in my pants "

The worrying thing is that song is available to buy on iTunes as it's been released as a single! What is this world coming to! Ahaha!

So now I think we'll have today's Cute, Cuddly and Furry Pick of the Day...

Tonight this is for Mim as I figured she needs a little cheering up... :)

Aren't they just the cutest! 

Okay, so now lets crack on with the sleaze... 

Tonight we see a return to the oldies pictures so brace yourselves for that! 

It is as promised an oldies SPECIAL! (I was going to put - Dedicated to Vikki - but I know she'd kill me. And she knows where I shop so she could actually kill me!).

Anyway. Loosen that top button! Cos here we go! 

:)

I think two's enough. Don't you? 

Now I can't go excluding youngsters that on the off chance one might stray into this blog and accuse me of being young-ist. (Racist toward young people)...

So I have... 

And... 

And now I must bid you all good night!

It's Leona time. More sleaze next Sunday! And more cutie picks tomorrow with either me or Nat!

I'll see ya then! :)

Tags: Electric Six Porn

Favourite Guilty Pleasure

Have been watching Music stations all day today, have just rediscovered some songs that I loved when they first came out, some so awful but cant help but to love them.

One of my favs is Electric Six - Danger High Voltage

 What yours??

Tags: Electric Six