Absolute Filth
Mad messages and angry emails
Nutters, wackos, fruitcakes, mentalists, loons, weirdos, crackpots, cranks – whatever you want to call them, Iain speaks to them – a lot of them. And when he’s not around they leave messages for him and email him. Some of them really really don’t like him, but others really really love him - and they love him the only way a weirdo possibly could - obsessively.
Angry emails
Iain I am apalled, I thought you were a gentleman until i heard you use the phrase knockers i was neally in tears with anger you are a man i expect you to use the word breasts I will be expecting to hear a live apologie on the sunday show addressed to Sophia not Sophie, Sophia ! I am speaking for the Women of today ! Please don't let me Down oh and by the way even though I am angry with you I really fancy you and I want to go out with you i have size 48dd breast so i can keep you entertained ! xx
Sophia Brook
1. you are a lanky idiot but really cute
2. your show is stupid but i love it
3. did you see top gear does sport relief and richard hammond was really good then but otherwise he is soooo over rated
4. i think those idiots barry and g man should fuck their own opinions
anomonous anomonous
Luke Richards
u have converted me iain i listened 2 a few of ur podcasts and i was in tears of laughter when pysco sylvia pretened her husband was on phone when she was blatantly doing it herself and also when the ghost phoned up 2 tell u ur cat velvet was scared keep up the good work and i apoligize for my vulgar email
cheers
Andrew Stratton
Do you know what mate (dont know you but feeI like I do, bit scary that) I wish all these ****ing miserable tossers (dont know them but feel like I do, even scarier) would get of your back and allow themselves the right without fu***ng whining about it to switch to radio friggin spaksville and let you continue to broadast the most inovative wireless show since The Goon Show or Mrs. Dales Diary.
I mean I am really pissed with the constant noise coming from these tossers,
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
LEAVE GEORGE W. BUSH ALONE
LEAVE ME ALONE
LEAVE MICHEAL JACKSON WELL AND TRUELY ALONE
LEAVE IAN LEE ALONE....GOT THAT YA BUNCH OF SODDEN HANKEY'S.
REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin
What's going on with this rubbish. It's getting worse. Please just leave Virgin and don't bother come back. I can do the show instead. I have radio experience.
Bye.
Matthew Brown
iain i listen 2 ur show every sunday at work not through choice but because every one else listenings 2 it and iam sick of ur innane drivell and semi retarded humour when does ur contract run out i cant wait 4 that day coz ur making me want 2 get a hammer and destroy the radio at work so i can escape ur crappy show p.s bet u dont read out this email and give me a mention u lanky weasle
Andrew Stratton
Seriously Ian. What. The. BLEEP. I listened to your show, and let's be honest... It was 3 hours of pointless drivel re-gurgicated by a few nutters mad enough to want to listen to your show, which an enslaved child rolling down a shallow ditch in a barrel could've beaten.
Jack Hill
Please stop making such awful noises and play some MUSIC, I don't like listening to drony crazy women sing.
Katy
You need to inform your fans that you have become old and they no longer need to call in. Settle into your age more gracefully, please. From someone who likes baking bread and bondage.
James Slevin
What are you doin you muppet, you - not Dave - he seems a nice bloke, are managing to ruin this radio station. You're more annoying than crabs mate. Sort it out or get out please.
James Osborne
Iain, could you please get your language from mild to smooth. Currently your language is a bit mild and sometimes quite offensive.
Matthew Brown
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