Ringtones

Here are some lovely ringtones for you. They're in mp3 format because the computer whizzes couldn't be bothered to turn them into proper ringtones - so you'll have to work that bit out yourself with the help of your phone manual.

Barry Vs Kawe Mike Tura

Barry has a go at the lyrics below.

"Taumata-whaka-tangi-hanga-kuayuwo
tamate-aturi-pukaku-piki-maunga
horonuku-pokaiawhen-uaka-tana-tahu
mataku-atanganu-akawa-miki-tora"

Download the Barry Vs Kawe Mike Tura mp3!

The excuse me rant!

Alan Caddick goes off on a remarkable rant...

Download the Excuse Me Rant mp3!