Fanmail
Nutters, wackos, fruitcakes, mentalists, loons, weirdos, crackpots, cranks...
...whatever you want to call them, Iain speaks to them – a lot of them.
But when he’s not around they leave emails for him.
Some of them really really don’t like him, but others really really love him - and they love him the only way a weirdo possibly could - obsessively.
Hi Absolute Radio, AR's great.... but you do suffer from lack of DJ talent, or maybe its the fact that Geoff and Christian are so good.
So, WHY do you let someone as clearly awful and talentless as Iain Lee on the airwaves at a time when people still want to listen to you? He really is in the same league as fingernails down the blackboard.
Come on, there has to be better talent out there...
Mike Mech
I can name 500 people more talented than you. Get off the airwaves you dumb piece of trash.
Regards
Iain Johnson
hello ian
I love absolute radio till I start hearing you!
You are the most annoying piece of shit ever to be heard on the radio waves.
You are just unbelievably bad to a point that i had to sit down and write this just to let you know.
I will not bother switching to absolute as long as you are on which is thank the lord of reason only two hours at nigh weekdays. Some of the points you make I have to agree with such as golf.
But last night’s show was the worst I have ever hear on any station.
Hope you will be band to Milton Keynes and die there by listening to yourself which will be surely under one hour.
Regards
Marc
Well done on achieving the near impossible task of being the only person on national radio less funny and more irritating than Chris Moyles.
Sean Fennell
Hi Sean
Thanks for the kind words. Glad you're enjoying the show.I think there has beena real improvement since we moved to weekday nights, glad you think so too!
Keep listening and enjoying yourself.
All the best.
Iain
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Have you ever listened to your show ? IT'S CRAP ! We work at night filling shelves & have no choice but to listen to it as unfortunately we can't get any other radio station. You must like the sound of your own voice because all you do is talk & have people on talking in their stupid voices! By the end of your shift i want to slit my wrist ! I thought the way you spoke to that lady about the Alzheimer's incident was disgusting who the hell do you think you are you should have been man enough to say look i didn't mean it in that way but if that's what you want to think then fine but you were just nasty to her. I think your getting to big for boots & somebody needs to knock you down a peg or two. I would never want somebody to lose their job but me & my colleagues would love to see the back of you
lisa cullen
Hello Mr Lee,
This show is making my ears hurt, Vinnie and his nonsense a stupid poem and some dull chit chat between you and Eloise.
What has happend to the good old days of Virgin Radio, why has absolute done this, they say progress!! or did you bribe someone for the slot.
The Iain Lee show with only 3 callers who phone in throughout the 2 hours show repeating same rubbish over and over and over
Who is this man Iain Lee
Video Killed the radio - no it was It was IAIN LEE WHO KILLED THE RADIO STAR.
Eileen French
I'd never seen shit spill out of speakers before until I came across your show. Shit literally oozed out of my radio speakers every time you opened your mouth. What a shit show. Shit.
jim slip
Oh dear. Tuned in last night for a little bit and was enjoying the music and stuff until... that gangly prat Iain Lee came on. What a smug git he is. What a bigheaded, lanky bag of toss he is. His show was moronic. His callers are all nutjobs. Some guy called Barry from (T)watford rang in and embarrassed himself- the stupid ol' codger. You give Watford a bad name you ol' fogey. The show is a mess. An absolute steamin' pile. I won't be listening again, I can assure you of that. I bet you're too scared to read this out ya ponce-piece! I won't be listening to this camel-todge again.
wol
Re the Iain Lee show last evening.
Why don't you edit out the people who call in and make lewd or offensive comments. last night a guy went on the air not only once but twice saying 'I want to touch another man's scrotum' this wasn't funny it was actually offensive and I'm shouldn't have been allowed to happen under current broadcasting legislation.
In general AR is good listening except for this how where the two presenters dominate the transmission with trivial banter between themselves and also with callers who get more weird nearer to midnight. Do us all a favour please and either have less of this and more music.
Anonymous
mate i just turned on to you for some back ground stuff whilst in readin, but to be honest mate you sound like a total tit!!!! that guy was tryin to tell you a story an you kept interuptin him cause he made one mistake on him 1st ever time on the radio?! wind your neck in dick head!!!! i love this station, but you just personaly tainted it for me you twat!!!!
tom boyle
I am a massive fan of Virgin radio. Well, I was until you showed up and they changed the name to Absolute. Absolute pants more like. Absolute crap. I now have to switch over to Capital or Smooth radio when it comes time for your show to be on. This frustrates me terribly, as it means I have to get up out of my chair (we're not all loaded with maids to do these things for us you know!) and turn the radio over. I'm not lucky (or rich) enough to have a digital radio, so I have to scour through the stations using the dial. This can be frustrating and often when I get a good reception, it buggers up as soon as I am sat down again. I wouldn't have to DO this if it wasn't for you. I cannot stand your voice, Iain Lee. Even your name is pretentious. I will now refer to you as Ian with one I, not two. Your sidekick is obviously on work placement as she seemingly doesn't have a clue as to how to run a show. You depress me when I hear your voice. You sound gangly. I haven't seen your picture, but I said to my son the other day, "He sounds lanky, doesn't he?" My son replied in the affirmative, and said he had seen a picture of you, and that you are indeed lanky. Oh, and fat, my son is saying. Apparently you used to present a show called The 10 O'Clock Show on Channel 5 many years ago. Well, no wonder they dropped it. Now I hope Absolute Radio comes to its senses and drops you too. Why don't you (Ian) Leave this station and do us all a favour? I don't like you.
Warmest regards,
Debbie
please go back to how it was and get rid of iain lee...... you lost 4 more listeners last night at my place of work.....we used to love listening to the album slot and all the other stuff that was played. best thing on air for night workers! niot now!!
suzanne
Hi Suzanne
Thanks for your email. Sorry you don’t like the show. Sadly, I’m in this slot for at least a year.
While we have lost 4 listeners, we have probably gained 6 – so that makes an increase of 2! That’ll do for me (although, those figures are completely made up)
Hope you find something suitable to listen to.
All the best
Iain Lee x
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