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The Big I Am - Mon 5th Jan

I am in a car park doing a rubix cube from a cracker

I am making a genuine chicken dhansak for tomorrow's dinner

I am scraping hard fat off a grill pan.

I am beginning to regret eating an entire chocolate orange for my afternoon tea.

I am writing a novel with my twin sister.

I am regretting spending 250 pounds last month on Starbucks coffee frappacinos.

I am still trying 2 think of someone who WASNT weird looking on telly when I was a kid!

I am driving at the end of a 4 hour journey and trying to scratch my athlete’s foot itch on the clutch pedal.
 

The Big I Am - Mon 20th Oct

I àm writting about methods of preservations of fishI am painting cardboard gravestones with 'comedy' epitaphs ready for our halloween party at the end of the month

I am surrounded by idiots

I am doing massive air drums on my steering wheel

i am FURIOUS, my class cruelly ripped my cardboard camels of the top of our harvest box to make room for a quite frankly, shabby noah!

I am exploring the universe in pictures

I am trying to explain to myself why I just purchased 5kg of oatmeal cookies

I am using a cold teaspoon
 

 

The Final Big I Am of The Geoff Show

I am the daddy because I just had triplets

I am thinking about that whole Fray Bentos pie someone ate on Monday

I am realising that too much interpretive dance isn't in fact a good thing.

I AM listening to my C list celebrity lady friend's story about her parent’s sex. It's so shocking as they are more famous than her. They look so innocent too.

I am a mammajamma, bubbly bloody Bob, eating blue cheese and mango chutney, and will always be a Geoff Show lonely misfit

 

The Big I Am - Tues 23rd Sep

I am putting rude words into my mobile phone dictionary. I feel like I’m corrupting its innocence.

I am delighted after achieving my lifetime’s ambition today when I found a 9 letter word on Countdown.

I am eating a ball of mozzarella that I tried to defrost but accidentally used the full power option. It’s like a cheesy rubber apple...

I am seeing what else I can find under the sofa cushions in addition to the 15p I just came across (plus 2 mini pretzels and a paper clip).

I am still wondering how the neighbours up the street managed to leave their car's handbrake off, resulting in the car rolling onto their neighbours roof!

I am smearing hot mustard on my chest trying to get rid of my flu

I am now half way through that ball of mozzarella

I am taking photos as my husband rips up about 15 sets of bedding for rags and piles them on top of the daft greyhound who is lying there in dog heaven